EXT. CONSTRUCTION SITE - DAY / NIGHT
We open on an underformed website. There is a polaroid image of DAVE BLOUSTIEN (40), an unkempt male and ambivalently white comedian, sellotaped to a wall.
Hi. This site is undergoing some maintenance, as I'm taking time off live performance to focus on screenwriting at AFTRS and teaching at UTS (University of Technology, Sydney) #midlifecrisis.
Until this page is updated, why not check out my (very outdated) wikipedia or imdb pages for more information? There's also the slightly less outdated Wit Large page.
Meanwhile, you can also stalk me at my sporadic Twitter handle: @i_before_e or email me on dave at bloustien dot com.